Thursday, September 15, 2022

A Trip to the Dentist

 Markwildyr.com, Post #224


 


My short story this week is a bit different from those I usually write. Actually, it’s taken from a scene from a novel that was cut during an edit. Did I make a working short story of it? Let me know.

 

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A TRIP TO THE DENTIST

            Billy walked out of the schoolhouse and saw the ranch’s Jeep parked at the edge of the playground. Joe, one of the Bucking O’s cowboys sat in the driver’s seat smoking a thin cigar.

“I about give you up. Boss said to come get you and go pick up Mitch in town.” Mitch was the ranch owner’s son and Billy’s best friend.

“What about my horse?”

Joe glanced to the pasture south of the reservation schoolyard. “Ain’t he okay there?”

“I guess so, but I don’t want to leave him after dark.”

He climbed in and watched Joe manipulate the gears. Someday, he was going to learn to do that. When they arrived at Milton Valley Junior High, Mitch stepped off the curb and gave Billy a friendly punch on the shoulder as he hopped into the back seat.

“You’re taking this better’n I expected.”

Billy’s spine went stiff. “What? Taking what?”

“I ain’t told him yet.” Joe pulled away from the curb.

“Told me what? Where are we going?”

“Nowhere much,” Mitch answered. “Just to the dentist, that’s all.”

Something cold ran right up his backbone. “Where?”

“To dear old Doctor Gumbacher.”

“Who?”

Mitch grinned at him. “Doctor Hans Grumbacher’s House of Pain.”

“Cut that out,” Joe said. “It ain’t all that bad.”

“Unless he finds cavities, then he bores a hole in your teeth with a drill. Buzz, buzz, buzz! First he sticks this big needle in—”

“Paul!” the cowhand yelled. “This your first visit to a dentist, Billy?”

“Uh… yeah.”

The cowpoke took a draw on his cheroot and let a stream of smoke whip away in the wind. “What, eleven-years-old and never been to one before? Guess that ain’t too bad. I was fifteen, I think.”

When they arrived, the place didn’t look that bad. Pictures on the walls of warplanes blasting away with cannon and machine guns were neat. The horse-faced lady behind the desk greeted Mitch by name before turning to quizz the new patient, asking all kinds of questions—personal things—seeming startled that he lived on the nearby Apache reservation.

After Mitch went in to see the doctor, Billy picked up a magazine and started leafing through it, stopping to read an article about Nazi medical experiments in concentration camps. He didn’t understand all the big words, but he caught enough to know some of the bad guys had escaped to South America or somewhere. He put down the magazine and started worrying about what was going to happen in the doctor’s office. His mouth was dry, and his legs made jerky movements by the time Miss Horse Teeth called his name.

She put him in a padded chair with spidery arms holding basins and hoses with pointy things. His armpits went damp when he spotted a tray of knives and picks and other doodads.

“Let’s get some X-rays first.” The woman covered his chest with a heavy bib and put a white thing in his mouth. Then she pointed a ray gun at him and ordered him not to move.

That’s when it hit him. Hans Gumbacher. German doctors and ray guns. Escaped Nazis with death rays. He was in a nest of mad German scientists! He heard a click and a hum. They’d got him. Would he just fall over, or would it kill him slowly? Feeling dizzy, he started to scramble out of the chair.

“No, no, young man. You stay right where you are.” She rushed in and aimed the death ray at his other jaw before backing out of the room. “Don’t move a muscle.”

The ray must not have worked the first time. Maybe it was a new weapon they were testing. He tore out of the chair. Her feet came pounding again. He expected her to be angry, but she was still smiling. They were sly, those Nazis.

“Young man, you simply have to sit still.”

Billy surrendered to fate, screwed his eyes shut, and waited for the ray to singe away his flesh. He was a goner, anyway. Another click and a whirring sound. Could they take a picture of his brain and read everything he’d ever thought? Finally, Miss Horse Teeth was finished.

“There, that didn’t hurt, did it? Here are pictures of your very own teeth.”

She laughed when he recoiled at the ghostly image of teeth with no skin over them. He touched his mouth to check that everything was still there.

“They aren’t too bad for a young man who’s never seen a dentist before. See these little black spots? They are cavities. The doctor will have to take care of those. There are only two, so it won’t be a problem.”

Cavities? He bounced out of the chair, but she caught him.

“You stay right here. The doctor is almost finished with Mitch.”

As soon as she left him alone, he started getting sleepy. Was he their zombie now? Then Dr. Gumbacher, a solid man with gray hair and steel-rimmed glasses, loomed in the doorway. “How do, Mr. Billy.” His voice was gruff, but his mouth and eyes smiled.

Billy’s heart almost stopped. Gumbacher was a German! An escaped mad doctor was about to experiment on him right in Milton Valley, and he was helpless! His arms and legs began acting independently of his brain again.

“He’s a little nervous on his first visit, Doctor,” Miss Horse Teeth said.

Was that code? Was she warning Dr. Death he was onto them?

“No one’s going to hurt you.” The German doctor’s words might have meant more if he hadn’t been holding a huge needle up to the light. Some kind of secret Nazi poison dribbled out the end.

Billy squirmed so much the man had trouble inserting the needle. The sting wasn’t bad, but poison shooting into his flesh hurt like crazy. When the needle finally came out, the mad scientist promptly stuck it in the other side of his mouth.

Then he was deserted again. Those people had a way of vanishing in a hurry, but they were smart. There was no way out except right through the middle of them. Or by the window. Miss Horse Teeth came back with a handful of doodads, a cluster of evil-looking burrs that looked like… drill bits! They were going to drill his head open.

As soon as the woman left, he started dying in pieces. His nose itched. When he touched it, his hand told him his nose was there, but his face said it wasn’t. His nose was dead! He felt his upper lip. It was missing. The ray…it killed you in pieces.

His grandmother! Maybe her Eagle Power could save him. He bolted from the chair and ran to the window. It wouldn’t budge. He grabbed a small metal stool and drew back to sling it through the glass. Just as he was about to let go, someone caught him by the belt.

“Whoa, pardner! Whadda you think you’re doing’?” It was Joe. “They said you was acting up, but why’re you trying to break the Doc’s window?”

“Joe! Leggo! I’m going dead!” His voice sounded all slurry. “Can’t feel my face.”

“Ain’t supposed to, kid. That’s what happens.”

“That’s right, young man. I ought to have told you what to expect.” Dr. Death grasped him firmly by the arm and put him back into the torture chair. “You are going to go all numb. You understand numb? Goot! That medicine I put in your gums with the needle makes you lose feeling in the mouth. So it won’t hurt when I take out the bad part of the tooth, ja?”

He was outnumbered. The woman, the doctor…even Joe. The evil doctor started drilling. It didn’t hurt, but the grating noise rattled his head.

“There,” Dr. Death growled after what seemed a long time. “Got one. Now, let’s see about the other side.”

The racket started again. When it ended, they came at him with a strange metal band that looked like it was made for squeezing things to pieces. It was—for squeezing teeth. They put two of them in his mouth. Spit, absent a few minutes earlier, now flowed. The woman plopped something else in his crowded mouth, and he heard a slurping noise. He screwed his eyes closed and thought about Child-of-Water and all the dangers he’d faced.

Finally, the doctor and nurse stepped away and congratulated themselves on their work. But they weren’t finished with him yet. The horsey lady scraped and picked around in his mouth and called it a cleaning.

It seemed like hours before the doctor presented him with a new toothbrush and said he could go. He bolted through the office and climbed into the Jeep.

Mitch didn’t exactly laugh at him, but it was obvious he wanted to. Nobody said much on the way to pick up his horse at the schoolyard, except Joe told him not to come to work until tomorrow. The cowboy also left a box of aspirin in case his teeth started aching.

His grandmother said nothing when he entered the gowa, but he noticed her watching his mouth. Had Eagle told her about the dentist, or was it because he dribbled when he tried to eat? By the time he went to bed, his lips and tongue had returned from wherever they’d been. His whole mouth ached a little, but he stayed away from the little white pills. He’d survived the Nazi doctor once. He wasn’t about to take any more chances.

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Did it work, or not? I’m interested in your reaction. By the way, as a disclaimer, the protagonist in the story is from a reservation simply because that’s the contest of the novel it was lifted from. The child could have been Caucasian, Black, Asian, Alien… or whatever.

 More Wildyr Tales, a second anthology of some of my stories, is due out September 28.Aa third anthology called Gabacho and Other Wildyr Stories will be submitted to JMS Books shortly after that date.

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See you later.

 

 Mark

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